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“I worked for an uncle last year who paid me in cash. The BP guy wanted my tax statements, but how can I pay taxes if everything I earned was in cash?” Crab fisherman from Louisiana on proof required for receiving money from the government mediator from the $20 billion BP forked over

Friday, September 10th, 2010

Income.  It’s called income.  Whether cash or check, one should report it.  However, the Gulf Coast fishermen are struggling to obtain payouts for lost wages and business income because they can’t produce an income tax return that shows what they made.  Pundits are fretting, “Oh, what times are these when oil giants demand proof that you made income before reimbursing you for lost income!”  When you don’t pay your taxes, well, there is a downside.  Sometimes an oil spill causes it all to percolate to the surface, as it were.  Some are worried that filing a claim will raise an IRS eyebrow and (more…)

“Dope!”

Monday, August 30th, 2010

In a classic illustration of the front-page-of-the-newspaper test for making ethical decisions, the New York Daily News summed up Roger Clemens’ indictment for perjury and obstruction of justice in the investigation into his use of performance-enhancing drugs. The News actually used the much better Jennings’ National Enquirer test:  Make up the worst possible headline you can think of for what you are about to do and then decide accordingly.

“Deciding to use performance-enhancing substances and methods has nothing to do with the lack of morality. It has to do with normative structure of elite sport, and the athlete’s commitment to his identity as an athlete.”

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

 Jay Coakley, sociologist and author, discussing Lance Armstrong and the   allegations of steroid use

Ah, but generally shifting norms don’t find us denying our adherence to the norm in lieu of, well, in this case, the laws as well as the regs of the sport.

“BP CEO Tony Hayward will step down. He’s looking forward to spending more time saying insensitive things to his family.” Stephen Colbert

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

“We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.” C.S. Lewis

Monday, July 26th, 2010

“To those here tonight who feel the need to contradict my memories with the truth, remember, I was there, too. I have stories on all of you — photos on many —and know a Rolling Stone reporter.” Gen. Stanley McChrystal on the occasion of his retirement ceremony following 38 years of honorable service and one last run-in with said Rolling-Stone reporter and one commander-in-chief.

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

“As I read the decision by the NCAA, I read between the lines, and there was nothing but a lot of envy. They wish they were all Trojans.” USC Coach Mike Garrett, in his best “They’re just jealous mode,” on the NCAA report that cost USC two years of post-season play, 10 scholarships for each of the next three years, and the loss of 14 victories from 2004 and 2005. The report documents USC NCAA violations related to players receiving money from sports agents. There’s a tone-at-the-top problem there that USC cannot solve unless and until Garrett goes. The NCAA found academic fraud in 2001 as well. But Garrett can raise money . . .

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

“So much has happened since then. He didn’t know what an iPad was.” Ron Rosenbluth, Tov Pizza owner who has hired Jack Abramoff who was released from prison on June 9, 2010 after serving 4 years of a six-year sentence for conspiracy to bribe and other crimes related to his work as a DC lobbyist. Mr. Abramoff’s job is to drum up business.

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

“Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.” the late Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

“I have misspoken about my service.” Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal on his statements that he “served” in Vietnam. Mr. Blumenthal served in the Marine Corps reserves for 6 years, none of which were overseas.

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

“I don’t want to be on my deathbed thinking that I kept a bunch of musicians from making money. I have a lot of work to do to get my karma scores up.” Mark Gorton, CEO of LimeWire, a file-sharing service ordered by a federal court to pay $450 million for copyright infringement.

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

“Once we re-enter a phase where markets have recovered and there is money to be made, the traders will be back saying to their compliance officers, ‘There’s too much control; let us make money.’” Criminal defense lawyer, Stephane Bonafissi

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

“The governor’s judgment is horrible. I mean horrible. Just horrible.” Defense attorney Sam Adams Jr. in his opening statement for his client, Rod Blagojevich. With defense lawyers like this . . who needs a prosecutor?

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

“I am just like 99% of my friends in France, who say on their rèsumè they can speak fluent English. In reality, they can’t even count up to three.”

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Greg Akcelrod, the French soccer player who, through an exaggerated rèsumè quite nearly climbed to the top of Euro soccer.  Mr. Akcelrod has apologized “if I lied a little bit on my CV,” but rationalizes that he never took a single euro from anyone.  That’s the second rationalization — the first is that 99% rèsumè fraud.  The French have us beat on that — only 50% of us here in the states have the good sense to lie on our rèsumès.

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