“Police Chief, Rabbi Among 71 Nabbed in Porn Bust”

Add to this headline that a Scout leader was also arrested and you wonder if it’s all made up to see if we are really reading the newspaper. That’s the front-page story from USA Today, May 22, 2014. We are losing the people we once trusted the most.

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Feds Investigating New York’s Anticorruption Panel for Possible Corruption

Disbanded by Governor Andrew Cuomo on March 29, 2014, the governor-created anticorruption panel (aka the Moreland Commission), has had its records subpoenaed. The U.S. Attorney’s office has collected computers, Blackberries, documents, and PIN messages. What more need be said?

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“I will tell you, my friends, I have seen this scourge of terror across the planet, and so have you. They don’t offer a health care plan, they don’t offer schools. They just tell people, ‘You have to behave the way we tell you to,’ and they will punish you if you don’t.”

U.S. Secretary of State, John Kerry, on terrorist group, Boko Harem, the group responsible for kidnapping 300 young girls because, well, they went to school. Imagine! Terrorist groups without a health plan. On the list of the Barometer’s ethical concerns about terrorist groups, not having a health plan does not a scourge make. I wonder what the secretary thinks about a group that fines those who choose not to have a health plan. Must be a different kind of behavior mandate.

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“If making money were a function of analysis, the whole world would be run by 28-year-old M.B.A.s. But it isn’t. It’s run by men and women who’ve got enough experience and judgment to look at all the facts and the analysis and then sit back and say, ‘Well, do I feel lucky?'”

Ron Kaplan, CEO of Trex, as quoted in the New York Times, May 4, 2014, p. BU2.

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“We’re going to have to create a story. Get ready to do some dancing.” Response: “What the heck. We’ll all be retired when this comes up on audit.”

E-mail exchange between PriceWaterhouseCoopers partner, Thomas E. Quinn, and PwC managing director, Steven R. Williams, on the tax strategy they had helped Caterpillar create. The strategy, which drew both IRS and congressional attention, involved shifting profits to Switzerland through transfer of Caterpillar’s parts sales to a Swiss operation. When Mr. Quinn was asked about the e-mail exchange during congressional hearings on the issue, he responded, “Senator, that was a very poor choice of words.” The hearings came about because the e-mails emerged in a lawsuit filed by a former Caterpillar tax department employee. The lawsuit was settled in 2012. What happens in e-mails never stays in e-mails.

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You may have crossed a few ethical lines if you are eating evidence in Grand Central Station

The three men are accused of using information from one of New York’s big merger law firms. They would trade the information at Grand Central Station and then eat the papers on which the tips of upcoming mergers were written. “These are only allegations,” offered one of the lawyers for the men. Yes, but what is the alternative explanation? A vitamin deficiency cured by wolfing down Post-it Notes in a public place?

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A Look At The MBA Mindset

A Wall Street Journalarticle on MBAs that was published last week has some disturbing quotes from newly-minted MBAs. Melissa Korn, “M.B.A.s Sour on Strings-Attached Tuition,” Wall Street Journal, March 6, 2014, p. B6. The disturbing thoughts come from MBAs whose employers have paid for their grad degrees on the condition that they return to work for at least two years after completing their degrees. If they do not return to work, the grad school money has to be repaid to the employer, plus interest. The employers thought the agreements had teeth. Oh, poor, miscalculating souls.
Many MBAs are reaching the conclusion that they can go with another firm after graduation, make more money, and repay the money, easily, because the offers they receive from other companies include salaries that make repayment of the loans painless. (This comment came from one John Picasso, a 2012 Wharton grad, who is pictured wearing a cashmere sports jacket and Ferragamo belt — think $320 — the Barometer had Judy’s belts — $7 Continue reading

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“Can you find another clueless auditor?”

From a 2008 e-mail from Joel Sanders, the former CFO of Dewey & LeBoeuf, to Frank Canellas, the director of finance, about their plan to come up with $50 million in income to meet loan covenants. Mr. Sanders, Stephen DiCarmine (former executive director), Steven Davis (former chairman), and Zachary Warren (former clients relations manager) have been charged with systemic fraud because of an alleged four-year scheme to manipulate Dewey & LeBoeuf’s books to keep the firm going under during the financial crisis. Their e-mails also spoke of “fake income” and “accounting tricks.” By the way, Mr. Canella Continue reading

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“They are trying to put blame on students without taking blame themselves for an issue that they have known about for years.”

Leigh Wilco, a parent at Grady High School, a football power house in Atlanta, where a recent investigation revealed that 14 of the 58 players on the school’s football team used fake addresses to be able to enroll at Grady. A three-month investigation revealed the fraud used by parents to get their children into a school where athletic talent could be more visible. Some students have withdrawn, others have been asked to withdraw, and parents have received tuition bills for the years their children attended the school outside of their geographic boundaries. Yes, by all means, dear parents, blame the school and district for not catching you sooner. Criminal charges are being contemplated. By the way, the trials for 13 Atlanta teachers and administrators on racketeering charges for falsifying test scores in order to earn bonuses are about to begin. There’s something about education in Atlanta.

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“I made them an offer they couldn’t refuse.”

Bernie Madoff, according to testimony by his former secretary of 40 years, Annette Bongiorno, when she asked how Mr. Madoff was able to find a nursing home for her mother when she had tried for so long without success to locate a place. Ms. Bongiorno took the stand in her criminal fraud trial. She also called Bernie her “hero,” and never questioned backdating records because she trusted him. Calling Bernie her “big brother,” Ms. Bongiorno also explained that Bernie paid for her honeymoon.

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“Thank you, Jesus.”

Former New Orleans Mayor, Ray Nagin, when he was told by the federal judge presiding over his corruption/bribery trial that he could stand down after testifying for two days. Taking the stand did not appear to have an impact. The jury found Mr. Nagin guilty on 20 of the 21 counts brought against him. In fairness, he was acquitted of one count of bribery. Evidence showed that he accepted money, free vacation travel and truckloads of granite for Stone Age LLC, a business Nagin and his sons owned in exchange for awarding contracts to contractors in the rebuilding of New Orleans, post-Hurricane Katrina. The granite donations are a new touch in the world of government bribes. Sentencing will be forthcoming, and some of the charges carry imprisonment of up to 20 years. Course, that’s not etched in stone.

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Mathew Martoma, former SAC trader, found guilty on all counts on insider trading

Oh, and one thing that came out during the trial — he was the co-founder of the Society of Law and Ethics at Harvard Law School. One hopes the society still carries on because Mr. Martoma was expelled from the law school before earning his degree for altering his transcripts. How did this guy get a job in the securities industry?

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“He told me that if I didn’t write songs for him, he’d commit suicide.”

Takashi Niigaki, the ghostwriter for Japan’s celebrated composer, Mamoru Samuragochi. Mr. Niigaki came forward after he learned that one of his compositions (although claimed by Samuragochi) was to be used by a Japanese skater in the Olympics. Mr. Niigaki also added that Mr. Samuragochi, who has claimed that he, like Beethoven, is deaf, is indeed not deaf.

Mr. Samuagochi explained in a 2011 interview that his loss of hearing was “a gift from God.” He explained that he used his inner sense of sound to write his compositions. Well, that, and Mr. Niigaki.

The mayor of Hiroshima, a city that had recognized Mr. Samuragochi for his stand against nuclear weapons, offered, “We are aghast.” Yes, indeed. Mr. Samuragochi’s record company is “appalled and deeply indignant.” And out a lot of revenue as well. Just when you think you have seen it all . . .

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“It Only Seems That Corruption Is Rampant”

So wrote the New York Times on January 26, 2013. Michael Wines, “It Only Seems That Political Corruption Is Rampant.” The piece that followed reported, through an expert, that there was “zero” evidence that there was more political corruption. The data cited certainly support that “zero” conclusion:

Since 1973, four of Illinois’s seven governors have gone to jail
In 2011, the FBI conducted 2,000 corruption inquiries into the conduct of federal officials and secured
900 convictions from that pool.

That’s the criminal piece. There are the ethical issues — enjoying trips with lobbyists to Vail, placing your family members on staff as envelope lickers, exempting Continue reading

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