“In those days, it was very spontaneous and casual, and it did not seem really wrong.” and “I’m surprised they remember.”

Tek Young Lin, 88,  former English teacher at Horace Mann School in New York, confessing that he had sex with his young students during the 1960s and 1970s.  Makes you want to home school, eh?  Get this man some help with delusions.

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In the living-well-is-the-best-revenge department — Karen Klein, the taunted school bus aide

The 13-year-old brutes mocked, taunted, and jeered 69-year-old school bus aide, Karen Klein.  Their profanity would make a longshoreman blush.  For 10 minutes, the “utes” did their worst.  Mrs. Klein sat and took it in silence.  Great shall be her reward.  Thanks to Canadian Max Sidorov, a fund he established now has a cool $380,000 in it.  Originally, Mr. Sidorov intended to raise enough money to give Mrs. Klein a lovely vacation.  Instead, Mrs. Klein will have a lovely retirement.  A pox on the houses that raised the hooligans.  Many blessings and a long life to Mrs. Klein.  The meek do indeed inherit the earth, or at least 380-grand comes close.

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“Firms that made wrong decisions should fail. You shouldn’t rescue them. And once that’s established as a principle, I think the market recognizes that it makes sense. Everything works much better when wrong decisions are punished and good decisions make you rich. That’s not the way the world has been going in recent years.”

Economist Anna Schwarz, co-author with Milton Friedman of, “A Monetary History of the United States, 1867-1960, who died June 21, 2012, at age 96.  One more quote, ” The basic problem for the markets is that [uncertainty] that the balance sheets of financial firms are credible.”  Well said, and RIP.

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“Why is it I need to spend hours every day shuffling cash and loans from entity to entity?”

August 2011 e-mail from Edith O’Brien, former assistant treasurer at MF Global, to a fellow employee who insisted MF Global had “plenty of cash.”  Ms. O’Brien’s responsibilities included monitoring account transfers to be certain the company was not using customer funds for hedging.  MF Global filed for bankruptcy three months later, and Ms. O’Brien is seeking immunity from prosecution for her alleged role in allowing customer funds to be sued for hedging.

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“You are a dirty, rotten scoundrel.”

Jaime Escalona, an investor in Stanford who lost his money, speaking to R. Allen Stanford, founder of the now defunct Stanford investment firm ($7 billion lost), at Mr. Stanford’s sentencing hearing.  Mr. Stanford was sentenced to 110 years in prison (no parole). Well said.

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Those Frontline Employees at Chase and MF Global

The very best information about what’s happening in any organization rests with the employees on the frontline.  If you want to zero in on accounting fraud, pay a visit to the loading dock.  If the employees have a 32-day month that they use for shipping records, well, you have an accounting problem.  And if you want to know if a company used customer money for hedging, go to the back-office employees at MF Global.  Investigators finally did, and lo and behold, they found what they needed.  In the week before MF Global’s bankruptcy, those back-office employees Continue reading

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How Come the Wife Didn’t Mention It?

GM had a little difficulty with an undisclosed conflict of interest.  The company awarded a $600,000 contract to ad agency, Mother New York, for promotion of the centennial celebration of Chevrolets.  However, Pernilla Ammann is the chief operating officer at Mother New York, and her husband, Dan Ammann is the chief finance officer at GM.  Because the contract was over $120,000, GM policy requires that GM’s CEO and chief general counsel sign off due to a conflict of interest. 

Somehow no one noticed until a corporate governance audit of contracts and relationships of contractors with GM employees picked up the Ammann connection. GM’s CEO approved the transaction after-the-fact, and GM filed an 8-K with the SEC to reflect the information.  The disclosure insists that Mr. Ammann was unaware of the contract. 

We have no reason to doubt his word.  But shouldn’t the wife, as COO of a smaller ad firm, have mentioned a $600,000 contract with her husband’s company to her husband?  If the disclosure rules don’t work, then surely a little common sense combined with pillow talk would have.  One gets the idea Continue reading

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“A tempest in a teapot.”

Chase CEO Jamie Dimon, just about a month ago, when asked about Chase’s London trading desk where there was wild and large hedging going on, aka “The London Whale.” Mr. Dimon announced yesterday that one employee at the London desk, aka Voldemort, had lost $2 billion. Other tempests in teapots over the years have included Nike Leeson, Joseph Jett, and Jerome Kerviel. Barings Bank (Leeson) and Kidder Peabody (Jett) are no more. Societe Generale (Kerviel) hung on, despite the losses. Tempests often destroy the teapot. How are the mighty fallen. 2 Samuel 1:19

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“As with many great American institutions, i.e., General Motors, American Airlines, and many others who have utilized the strategic business tool called bankruptcy, Gary Busey’s filing is the final chapter in a process that began a few years ago of jettisoning the litter of past unfortunate choices, associations, events and circumstances that visited themselves upon this great American icon, to enable the start of a new and clear path to peace, happiness and success with his career and his wonderful new soulmate, Steffanie, and their son, Luke.”

From Gary Busey’s agent, an explanation of why someone who made millions need debt relief. The explanation may be the longest sentence ever, but it all boils down to one rationalization: Everybody does it, even GM. Who knew that bankruptcy was a business strategy?

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To Terminate or Not To Terminate Yahoo’s CEO for Missing Credentials: More Rationalizations Gone Wild

Yahoo CEO, for now, Scott Thompson, earned a degree in accounting and computer science from Stonehill College in 1979. Slight problem; Stonehill College did not offer a degree in computer science until 1983. This guy was REALLY ahead of his time. A hedge fund owner wants him ousted, and the board slogs onward to investigate because as an anonymous company source put it, “Maintaining him as CEO of Yahoo at this time is more important than whether he had a computer science degree or not.” And an ethical wizard from an executive coaching firm offered this nugget, “It would be catastrophic to Yahoo if they pulled him out.”

Actually, Cato, it would be catastrophic if they leave him in his position. For the employees, there is the morale problem as well as the signals on ethics. If they would be fired for the same offense, Thompson needs to go. For the investors, well, there is already a proxy battle, and it looks like the outside forces, who are not happy with the $10 to $20 per share hover for four years after the decline of a Microsoft $33 offer, have won, and all over a misrepresented degree. Thompson has only one full quarter as CEO under his belt. The company needs credible leadership.

What the Barometer finds interesting is the thinking on the various news websites about “to terminate or not to terminate, that is the question.” Herewith, more from the minds of our fellow Catos: Continue reading

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The Paper Mate Survey on Why We Take Pens From Our Co-Workers

78% — it was an accident
22% I did it on purpose.

Good to know. Batten down those Bics, Mont Blancs, and gel clickers. They are on the prowl.

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Rationalizations Gone Wild

Since the Greg Smith letter of resignation from Goldman Sachs via the op-ed page of the New York Times, Wall Street has been on defense. Well, more accurately, Wall Street has been in full rationalization/justification/”it’s just what we do” mode. Herewith a few of the classics:
• “Instead of ‘examining’ unprovable accusations, Goldman and other banks should ditch the ‘clients-first’ mantra they constantly recite and state clearly what they are about.” (Wall Street Journal columnist, Francesco Guerrera) Okay, here goes, the new approach to clients: “We’re in it for the money, not you, and we don’t make any bones about it, so invest with us.”
• “Banks aren’t charities—they should have said Continue reading

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MF Global Executives Are Fighting to Get Their Bonuses for 2011

Nice work if you can get it. Drive your company into bankruptcy. Lose $1.6 billion in customer funds. Then demand your bonus for the year in which both of those events occurred. The demand for the bonuses has backfired. Now Congress is in on the act and wants to question all the executives who are demanding their bonuses.

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“That is every song I’ve ever written, “Badlands,” “Prove It All Night” . . . Listen up, youngsters, this is how successful theft is accomplished.”

Bruce Springsteen, after singing The Animals’ We Gotta Get Out of the Place during his keynote address to 3,000 budding musicians at Austin’s South by Southwest Music Festival (SXSW). Good advice, although not necessarily what copyright lawyers for music producers like to hear.

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