“Am I shocked he tried to keep the money for himself? No. It’s human nature. I play by myself because I don’t trust people.”

Customer at the Magie Mart Food Store and Deli where Americo Lopes bought a lottery ticket while he was in a pool with five friends. One of the tickets purchased at the Magie Mart resulted in a win of $38.5 million, but Mr. Lopes said that ticket was one he purchased for himself. He tried to keep the money all for himself, but eventually told the others that he had won The others took him to court Continue reading

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Mr. Smith Goes Public on Goldman and Yawns Ensue

He was a 33-year-old executive director (equivalent of a vice president at a bank) at Goldman Sachs in London, Of course Goldman has 12,000 executive directors among its 33,000 employees, so he is a worker bee. “He” is Greg Smith and he had an op-ed piece in the March 15, 2012 issue of the New York Times. The piece describes Goldman’s callous attitude toward clients and calls the Goldman culture “toxic and destructive.” So, and? Tell us something we did not know.

The response to the piece is fascinating. The only denials are coming from within Goldman. One client said that the letter was “naïve,” and added, “Come on. that is what they do and they are good traders, so I do business with them.” Another client Continue reading

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Another Fun Wall Street Guy: Cabbie vs. Bond Trading Exec at Morgan Stanley

You can’t make up this stuff. William Bryan Jennings (fun parents with a little name play on William Jennings Bryan, who, ironically for this story and namesake, was known as “The Great Commoner”), a managing director at Morgan Stanley in the fixed income division, was placed on leave after a cab driver accused Mr. Jennings of stabbing him Continue reading

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In the “If It Sounds Too Good To Be True” and “We’ve Been Down This Road Before Departments”: A “Japanese Madoff”

As early as 2009, Rating & Investment Information, Inc. (R & I) warned in its newsletter that ALJ Investment Advisors Co. , an asset management firm, had “unnaturally stable returns.” That is, despite what was happening in the market, ALJ was always 5 -10%. During the same period, other investment firms never posted more than three consecutive years of positive returns. R & I called ALJ a “Japanese Madoff,” and discussed its concerns with Japanese regulators. No one took any action, including the pension plan beneficiaries whose assets were managed by ALJ. If it sounds too good to be true, and an asset management firm is defying the market, pause, think, investigate, and proceed to collecting your dough. But, for 2 years, Continue reading

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“Ambition, ego, and alcohol”

Albert “Jack” Stanley in explaining to his sentencing judge what made him bribe Nigerian officials in order to win contracts for Halliburton’s subsidiary, KBR. Prosecutors had recommended 7 years; he was sentenced to 30 months.

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“People have short memories on Wall Street.”

Securities Exchange Commission chair, Mary L. Schapiro. Well, there is a correlation between the length of memory and pain. A few settlements with a little more pain could do the trick on memory enhancement. In 51 cases at 19 Wall Street firms, the SEC settled Continue reading

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How To Reverse the Seven Signs: Erroll Davis and APS

The 800-page-report on the Atlanta Public School System that emerged in July 2011 explained what happened in that city with testing. Scores were good; kids couldn’t read. A culture of numbers (test scores mattered – learning did not), a culture of pressure (teachers and principals who did not meet their numbers were fired (90% of the principals were removed)), an iconic leader (Beverly Hall won awards for those scores Continue reading

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“What you can’t teach is what he has inside his heart . . . And he has it.”

New York Knicks coach, Mike D’Antoni on point guard, Jeremy Lin. Sure you can, coach — a strong work ethic, humility, the drive to keep going even when you get a rejection here and there, and a focus on something other than the next tattoo. Dear coach — good parents teach these things every day. Perhaps the moral of the Lin story is that your recruiting prism is flawed. The heart does indeed matter.

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“The type of research I provide to clients is pervasive in the financial community, the same kind of analysis provided not only by investment banks, large and small, but by an ever-expanding group of research boutiques, all larger than mine.”

Analyst John Kinnucan, owner of Broadband Research, in his 2011 op-ed resistance to a government investigation into insider trading by analysts. Ah, everybody does it. Mr. Kinnucan was arrested on February 17, 2012 on charges of insider trading that allege he used meals, cash, and other “stuff” to obtain information from company insiders. The SEC disagrees Continue reading

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Returning Slightly Used Shoes

Even the well seasoned Dillard’s manager was taken aback by this one. A customer brought in a pair of moderately expensive dress shoes, expressing a desire to return them because they just weren’t quite right. As the manager processed the order she checked inside the box to be sure that the shoes in the box were the shoes the matched the box – past experience dictated that follow-up on returns. The shoes were the correct ones for the box, but the customer had another issue. The shoes had masking tape on the bottom – masking tape that was dirty. When the manager returned to the customer Continue reading

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Goldman in Litigation For Being on All Sides of a Deal; Blankfein to Support Same-Sex Marriage; Check Donations to Marriage and Family Groups – Goldman May Be Positioned Short on This Issue Too

Those Goldman boys have the golden touch, as long as they can operate on all sides. Goldman helped take Kinder Morgan private in 2006. Goldman owns 19.1% of Kinder Morgan. Goldman handled Kinder Morgan’s IPO in 2011. Goldman represented Kinder Morgan in its acquisition of El Paso Corporation. Goldman also represents El Paso in exploring possible spinoffs of some of its operations.

When all these roles came to light, never fear, dear reader, Goldman’s two directors on Kinder Morgan’s board Continue reading

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“We’re from totally different walks of life. But when you’re here, you’re here.”

Rapper Ja Rule (Jeffrey Atkins) , serving a two-year prison sentence for gun charges at New York’s Midstate Correctional Facility, on his newfound friendships with former Tyco CEO, Dennis Kozlowski (serving 8-25 for embezzlement) (known as Koz to Ja Rule)and Alan Hevesi (known as Hevey D to Ja Rule), former New York state controller (serving 1-4 for corruption charges). Koz told Ja Rule to buy airline stock and study business. Hevey D, who has a PhD from Columbia, watched Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert with Ja Rule and explained how Albany works, or doesn’t work, in his mind.

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Inflating the SAT Scores for Rankings and Hoping No One Notices

Since 2005, Claremont McKenna, ranked #9 on U.S. News & World Report’s best liberal arts colleges in the country, has been lopping on a few points here and there to its entering students’ average SAT score before reporting those numbers to U.S. News & World report and rating organizations such as the Princeton Review. For example, in 2010, its combined median score was reported as 1410, rather than its actual 1400. And its 75th percentile was reported at 1510, when it was, in reality, 1480.

Oops! Turns out the academic world is darn near as competitive as Wall Street when it comes to rankings and ratings. In fact, so competitive are those Continue reading

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Cooking the Books for Advertising Dollars

Careful viewers might have noticed. During the last week of 2011, they were not watching “Good Morning America.” Nay, nay. They were watching “Good Morning Amer.” “Good Morning Amer” is a special program and would not be counted in the national Nielsen ratings. The last week of the year also happens to be the lowest rated of the year in terms of viewership. If you can knock that week out of your ratings mix, well, Continue reading

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