Who’s More Likely To Go To Heaven? Why, Me, Myself, & I

Professor Francesca Gino’s new book, “Sidetracked:  Why Our Decisions Get Derailed and How We Can Stick to the Plan,” has an interesting study.  U.S. News & World Report asked 1,000 folks who was most likely to get into heaven.  Mother Teresa finished with a 79% chance.  Michael Jordan at 65%.  But, we finished with the top score of 87%!  We have very high ethical self-esteem.  Either that or we have concluded that heaven has lowered its standards.  The Barometer just can’t figure out how Mother Teresa scored below the rest of us.

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In the truth-percolates/feet-of-clay departments — Manti Te’o

The story about the Notre Dame football player with the imaginary girlfriend is just weird.  Been a long time since the Barometer was in school, but since when did football players have difficulties securing dates?  And one more thought — Lance Armstrong owes this guy.  The sting was less because Lance’s confession was topped by one of the oddest sports stories of the year.  Get this young man some help.

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Robert Citron, Former Orange County Treasurer, RIP

Robert Citron, the former Orange County treasurer who got in over his head with derivatives investments, passed away.  Initially, he seemed to have an uncanny ability to earn a greater rate of return for the county, but when market conditions changed and his position as a uniquely successful public investment official was threatened, he began consuting psychics, palm readers, and a host Continue reading

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“We’re basically trying to send the signal … that what has happened in the past, and the way people played in the gray areas, is no longer acceptable.“

Former New Orleans Mayor, Ray Nagin, during his 2002 campaign, a campaign based on ethics reforms.  Mr. Nagin has been indicted on charges of accepting $160,000 in payments and $72,000 in free granite for his family business as part of a systemic network of bribes, kickbacks, and pay-to-play.  If convicted, Mr. Nagin faces 15 to 25 years in federal prison.

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The Tricky Business of Investing in Your Trustees’ Funds: “We understood there was a potential negative perception.” But, hey, the returns were higher.

The “Friends of Eleazar Wheelock,” an anonymous group drawing its name from the founder of Dartmouth, sent a letter to New Hampshire officials requesting that they take a look-see at the interrelationships between and among Dartmouth’s trustees and the university’s endowment investments. The investigation found that Dartmouth complied with the law, but did uncover that 13.5% of the university’s endowment is invested with funds headed by trustees or members of the university’s investment committee. Dartmouth had complied with the requirement that two-thirds of the board (with the trustee whose fund is involved not voting) approve the investments.

Dartmouth will now have the audit committee take a look at the investments to be sure that they do not pose “an unreasonable risk of appearance of conflict of interest.” Randall Smith, “Dartmouth Controversy Reflects Quandary for Endowments,” New York Times, January 6, 2013, p. B5.  Oh, the unreasonable vs. the reasonable conflict of interest.  Where is that line?   The Barometer can only offer that the line will be found in hindsight when one of these funds ends up losing money or worse.

The university indicates that it is proud its graduates have become some of the world’s leading money managers and that the funds were chosen on the basis of strategy, experience, and performance.  No doubt, until something goes wrong.  Exactly how does one fire a trustee? And about those placement commissions earned by trustees?  Well, they earn them, but give back portions of those fees to Dartmouth and get a building named after them.  Ah, the deeper we dig, the more we find.  Wait until something goes awry. Anyone remember UNLV’s foundation board?  These relationships are tricky things.  Tread carefully, Dartmouth, ever so carefully.

 

 

 

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“Do I believe they cheated? Yes. But they’re still the best of their era.”

USA Today sports writer, Bob Nightengale. Here’s another classic from his January 8th, 2013 article, “[Barry] Bonds also beat perjury charges and was convicted only of an obstruction-of-justice charge that he’s appealing.”  Well, then, the Hall of Fame it is.  The operative words in that last quote are “only” and “convicted.”  Funny, obstruction of justice is something that usually points to guilt.  Why obstruct if there ain’t nothing there?

Oh, and the subtitle of his article is also a classic, “Cheating will always be a part of baseball.”  And now, thanks to convoluted logics such as this, the Hall of Fame.

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“I will never understand why Mr. Buffett chose to hurt my family in such a way, but given that he is rapidly approaching his judgment [sic] day I will leave his verdict to a higher power.” David Sokol, former lieutenant to Warren Buffett at Berkshire Hathaway.

Well, Mr. Sokol, the Barometer can shed some light.  There is a big difference between what’s legal and what’s ethical.  Too many people occupy that space between the two as they cloak themselves in self-righteousness, victims of another’s willingness to call them out in their gray territory.  Mr. Sokol simply escaped the law’s long arm.  The SEC’s decision to close Mr. Sokol’s insider trading case is not a vindication.  Mr. Sokol bought $10 million in Lubrizol Corporation shares in 2011, just a few months prior to Berkshire Hathaway’s acquisition of the company, an acquisition that increased the value of Mr. Sokol’s shares by $3 million.  The SEC simply struggled with the proof standard of our times, “What did he know and when did he know it?”

The ethical standards were spelled out in Berkshire’s insider trading policy that applied to all employees — you can’t trade in stocks Continue reading

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Google and Antitrust: We’re Different and Need Different Rules

Oh, if the Barometer had a dollar for every time a young ‘un argues that regular rules don’t apply to them, well, let’s just recap.   There were the dot-com young ‘uns, those who headed up companies that never had a cent in earnings, who assured nervous shareholders, who had every right to expect earnings that, “Well, if we hadn’t had all of those expenses, we would have had earnings!”

Then there was Computer Associates’  former CEO, Sanjay Kumar, he of the 35-day month measurement Continue reading

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Adam Lanza’s Grades and Insights

Adam Lanza, the Newtown elementary school shooter, attended Western Connecticut State University, where he earned an “A” and an “A-” in two computer science courses and a “C” in his ethics course.   Brilliance without boundaries, i.e., a moral compass, destroys lives and civilizations.

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“Get Yourself Fired — You’ll Make More Money!”

The Barometer was strolling through the home section of a major department store.  Tempted by  Christmas potholders at 50% off, the Barometer stopped and soon planted feet firm to continue listening as three employees of this fine establishment conversed about their futures.  The ring leader was explaining to the novice employees that after the new year begins, most of them would be going to part-time status because of slow sales, the economy, health care issues, etc.  The two employees seemed crestfallen.  But, their mentor would have none of it.  “Don’t do it!” said he.  “Get yourself fired because the money you make on unemployment will be better than part-time work here and you can get 99 weeks of unemployment.  Plus, you are eligible for medical care through the government because you are unemployed.  It’s a better deal. It is so not worth it to keep working.” This fine consigliore Continue reading

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“I hope no one is taping this.”

Amgen manager at a sale meeting in 2005.  Someone was taping it — for the Department of Health and Human Services, which was notified by an Amgen sales rep about Amgen’s violations of marketing rules. Amgen has agreed to pay a $762 million fine for its marketing techniques than involved unapproved uses. The company entered a guilty plea to one misdemeanor.

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Ethics and Newtown

It is, quite simply, too soon for anyone to propose remedies, laws, or operational changes based on the tragedy at Newtown, save one.  The media are a mess. Their competitive search for continuing sensationalism as they hover over grieving parents is stunning and crass. The loss of a child violates life’s natural order.  The sudden loss of a child makes that violation seem unbearable.  As a parent who has lost a child, my heart aches for these parents. As a professor of ethics  witnessing the behavior of the media, my outrage grows.

Ironically, despite their 24/7 hovering, the media have still managed to get most of the story wrong.  When you have misidentified the shooter, Continue reading

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The Student Loan Fraud Rings — Staggering Stats

Since 2009, the Apollo Group (corporation that runs the University of Phoenix) has referred 850 potential fraud schemes to the Department of Education because of its suspicions that the “students” receiving the federal funding did not really exist or had used the money obtained for themselves and not for education purposes. Of the 850 referrals, 25 resulted in prosecutions.  Good for Apollo and its efforts to stop education fraud.

The Department of Education’s Inspector General’s 2011 report indicates the fraud is well beyond the University of Phoenix. The DOE OIG opened 100 fraud-ring investigations in 2011.  That figure compares to 16 opened cases in 2005. Since 2005, 215 individuals involved in 42 education fraud rings have been convicted of federal crimes related to the loan fraud. The fraudsters target online programs because it is more difficult to tie in the application process with the loan process and make sure the connections are made between funds dispersed and their use. These fraud rings represent 17% of the DOE OIG’s case load. If the school never has an in-person interview with an individual, it is difficult to know if Continue reading

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“House Ethics Office May Face End.” Oh, the irony!

That’s a USA Today headline.  Turns out that unless Congress acts to appoint new members, the Office of Congressional Ethics will simply go away.  Talk about your sunset programs.  Let’s see, we had the Congressional Black Caucus seek to take away the OCE’s power to launch investigations, always a big help to a body charged with investigating ethics violations. The current speaker of the House voted against creating the OCE originally. And the OCE record?  101 investigations launched Continue reading

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