Mossimo Giannulli, husband of Lori Laughlin, wrote the following in a e-mail to a cooperating witness in Operation Varsity Blue (the college admission cheating investigation), and copied Ms. Loughlin on the e-mail:
“We just met with (our older daughter’s) college counselor this am. I’d like to maybe sit with you after your session with the girls as I have some concerns and want to fully understand the game plan and make sure we have a roadmap for success as it relates to (our daughter) and getting her into a school other than ASU!”
Excuse me? As an emeritus professor of ASU, a fine school, the Barometer is duly insulted.
However, the Barometer believes that if Lori and Mossimo’s daughter ever gets her test scores and GPAs up to ASU’s standards, we would be happy to consider her for admission now that USC has not panned out, if her parents agree to retract this insult — no cash or photo alterations required over here in our neck of the woods. We also keep a fairly tight rein on our coaches. And we have a couple of terrific ethics courses for her. We would even allow Lori and Mossimo to audit them, no charge once again.